Nah, It’s Not Fair At All

I have not smoked since early morning on January 1. That’s the longest I’ve gone without a Marlboro since I was pregnant with the Kaiser. I know it’s a good thing. But I’ve also gained three pounds. In four days. Yes.

Quit smoking, get fat.

Ah, Christ.

Peace, Love, and Somebody Get Me a Diet Pill.



Filed under Utterly Random

5 responses to “Nah, It’s Not Fair At All

  1. Dan Haight

    No Pill Needed! Congrats on Day 6.

  2. Patrick


  3. You can do eet! It’ll get easier eventually, I hear.

  4. sarafraser

    @Dan – Thanks. 🙂

    @Patrick – Shut up. You’re skinny.

    @Simon – I’m a do eet.

    @cathy – Really? Camomile or green? Right now, I’m gulping coffee with full-fat cream. Oooopsies.

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