I’m a humorless bitch who can’t take a joke.

Eh, I was reading about Tucker Max, epic douche. One link led to another and I came across this:

leggs

I don't even have the words.

Don’t strain your eyes:

Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn’t have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you’d like your own doll-to-doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these he-man Mr. Leggs slacks. Such as our new automatic wash wear blend of 65% “Dacron” and 35% rayon-incomparably wrinkle-resistant. About $12.95 at plush-carpeted stores.

Done vomiting? Cool. From aforementioned colossal asshole (“Fat girls are not real people” — he said that, yeah, and it only gets worse.) to congress requiring an amendment on abortion in the health care bill (Really? REALLY? Somehow I don’t think that women are gonna plan to have an abortion and hence buy the rider)… I think we’re…. regressing?

/rant.

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4 responses to “I’m a humorless bitch who can’t take a joke.

    • sarafraser

      🙂 It was a little disjointed. And I’m thinking I should start another blog just for rants — leave that junk outta the mommy blog. But two? Two blogs? Ehhhhh.

  1. want to double blog? festivus for the/ose of us who love to bitch.

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