- What the fuck do you mean I have no more energy to do jobs? You suck, Mafia Wars. How ’bout this? How ’bout I go play FarmVille while my energy recharges. Huzzah.
- OK, so a Tommy Gun is like $120,000 and is required for everything? Nope. I don’t even know what a Tommy Gun is, Mafia Wars. Is my sawed-off shotgun not good enough for you?
- No, I don’t want to wait 24 hours to shake down a strip club. If I wanted to wait for my reward, I might get a legitimate job, Mafia Wars. I obviously have a problem with impulse control. I obviously prefer instant gratification to long-term gain. Wait to shake down the strip club? No sir, I’ll sit here at a corner table and watch my money get made.
We also did the 2009 Walk for the Homeless, which went well, sans the Kaiser’s incessant chat throughout the ENTIRE. THREE. MILES.
And that was the weekend.