Does anyone believe the bullshit spewing from this media-hound father? I. Don’t. Think. So. Yes, yeah, I’m glad the kid is fine. I was worried sick about this yesterday, calling the Husband, tweeting like a crazy person, harassing my friends/coworkers on instant messenger. I watched, transfixed, as the weather balloon raced through the sky. I imagined a terrified six-year-old, huddled in the basket, crying for his mommy. I even prayed, alright?
But I think you’re a liar, Richard Heene. I think it is publicity. I saw the video. I heard your kid and I cringed at your reaction. I also saw the video of the balloon flying away. I watched you watch the balloon fly away. I heard you yell. I don’t believe you thought your precious child was in that balloon.
And if I’m right, you’re an epic douche bag. If I’m wrong, sorry, you’re still an epic douche bag.
Peace, Love, and The Committee to Stop Idiots from Having Children.