PSA: Don’t Eat a Whole Bag of Jelly Beans. Ever.

I’m bloated. I’m gross. I’m never eating again. Damn you, Fresh Market. Damn you, Jelly Bellys. Damn you, Dr. Brown’s. Also, I was running late this morning so just grabbed a pair of jeans out of the closet, threw them on, and didn’t take much notice. Now, to my horror, I’m convinced that these pantaloons qualify for “mom jean” status. Just kill me.

This is how I feel.

This is how I feel.

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4 responses to “PSA: Don’t Eat a Whole Bag of Jelly Beans. Ever.

  1. Is it just sick and wrong that I had a comment, but then the cute, fat mammal made me forget it? No, that’s not the sick and wrong part. The sick and wrong part is that I TOTALLY WANT ONE OF THESE FOR A PET.

  2. Jed

    Er, Wife,
    Isn’t mom jeans grounds for divorce? I’m sure it is somewhere.

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