I can’t stop eating the Kaiser’s popsicles. I eat at least three a day. This latest one? Spilled all over my manuscript. Classy.
And you know what’s even shittier, as far as popsicle shittiness goes? The bananas are my favorite (I mean, I love anything banana flavored, but really don’t dig bananas themselves) but some of the yellows are actually PINEAPPLE. And I can’t tell the difference. They look exactly the same. Boooooooooo.