How do you feel about talismans? I ask because I received this in the mail today:
My creepy plastic coin came with the promise that if I follow a few simple steps, I’ll receive $25,000 on September 18. I shit you not.
Steps to mah easy money:
1) Rinse talisman. Dry it with a clean, white cloth.
2) Put the talisman against the middle of my chest and press it for several seconds. Envision positive thoughts.
3) Cut talisman into 2 halves, with half of the crescent moon on each side.
4) Return one half with the “special form” and ten dollas.
5) Put the half Talisman under my mattress, near my noggin.
6) Get ready for the, “Grand Ritual of the Black Moon,” and the big money soon to follow.
The husband asked me if I was going to do it. I didn’t answer, as I was digging through the linen closet for a pristine white towel.